Saturday, 11 February 2012

Remarry

A wife asked her husband, " Honey, if i died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, i guess i would. We all need companionship", he said.

"If i died and you remarried, would you bring her into this house?", the wife asked.
We've spent a lot of money  getting this house just the way we want it, i guess so", the husband answered.

"If if died and you remarried and she lived in the house, would she sleep in our bed?', asked the wife.
Well, the bed is brand new. It's going to last for a long time. I guess she would", said the husband.


"If i died, you remarried, then she lived in our house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?", asked the wife.
"Oh, no..She is left handed" said the husband...

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