avoid popularity if you would have peace
A quote by : Albert Einstein
Sunday, 1 April 2012
A Quote By : Laurence Stern
For every ten jokes, you will acquire a hundred enemies
A Quote By : Laurence Stern
A Quote By : Laurence Stern
Saturday, 31 March 2012
Saturday, 18 February 2012
Sperm Donation
Q: Why is sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
A: Because it is handmade.
A: Because it is handmade.
Saturday, 11 February 2012
Remarry
A wife asked her husband, " Honey, if i died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, i guess i would. We all need companionship", he said.
"If i died and you remarried, would you bring her into this house?", the wife asked.
We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it, i guess so", the husband answered.
"If if died and you remarried and she lived in the house, would she sleep in our bed?', asked the wife.
Well, the bed is brand new. It's going to last for a long time. I guess she would", said the husband.
"If i died, you remarried, then she lived in our house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?", asked the wife.
"Oh, no..She is left handed" said the husband...
"After a considerable period of grieving, i guess i would. We all need companionship", he said.
"If i died and you remarried, would you bring her into this house?", the wife asked.
We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it, i guess so", the husband answered.
"If if died and you remarried and she lived in the house, would she sleep in our bed?', asked the wife.
Well, the bed is brand new. It's going to last for a long time. I guess she would", said the husband.
"If i died, you remarried, then she lived in our house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?", asked the wife.
"Oh, no..She is left handed" said the husband...
Friday, 10 February 2012
A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody of their children. The judge ask each of them to defend their reasoning for their rights to sole custody.
The wife reply "the children are really mine, i carried them for nine months and spent in hours for birthing them. He really didn't do anything The judges nod thoughtfully, recognising the validity of her reasoning and asks for the husband defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, " Your honor, if you put a dollar into a coke vendor machine, and coke pops out. Does the coke belongs to you or the machine?"
The wife reply "the children are really mine, i carried them for nine months and spent in hours for birthing them. He really didn't do anything The judges nod thoughtfully, recognising the validity of her reasoning and asks for the husband defense.
The husband thinks for a minute and replies, " Your honor, if you put a dollar into a coke vendor machine, and coke pops out. Does the coke belongs to you or the machine?"
Horny Husband and Headache
Husband climbs on the bed naked wanting to get really saucy with his wife. To his dismay, the wife told him that she has headache.
The husband then got off bed went to the kitchen and came back.
Then told her, " Okay! I have powdered my dick with aspirin. Do you want to take it orally or as injection?"
The husband then got off bed went to the kitchen and came back.
Then told her, " Okay! I have powdered my dick with aspirin. Do you want to take it orally or as injection?"
Thursday, 9 February 2012
First Date
On our first date, i asked my girlfriend where she'd like me to take her to. She said, "take me to an expensive place".
So i took her to petrol station...
Taken form : He who laughs lasts!'s books
So i took her to petrol station...
Taken form : He who laughs lasts!'s books
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Hearing Aid
Wan : After buying this new hearing aid, i'm able to hear something two blocks away.
Minah : Wow!! How much does it cost?
Wan: The time is two plus ten.
Minah : Wow!! How much does it cost?
Wan: The time is two plus ten.
ENTER
Tech Support: What does the screen say now?
Customer: It says "Hit ENTER when ready"
Tech Support: Well?
Customer: How do i know when it's ready?
Customer: It says "Hit ENTER when ready"
Tech Support: Well?
Customer: How do i know when it's ready?
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