Right Click

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Wife

Michael : i always kiss my wife before i leave to office.

Mick : me to...hehehe

Die

When asked on how he would like to die, this man told:

"i would like to die just like my grandfather did, peacefully he sleep, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving"