Right Click

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Wife

Michael : i always kiss my wife before i leave to office.

Mick : me to...hehehe

Die

When asked on how he would like to die, this man told:

"i would like to die just like my grandfather did, peacefully he sleep, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving"

Computer Joke

Heaven And Hell In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

Find The Elephant

This blog is created just to share with readers some of the jokes story as taken in some famous author, fables, tales, friend and everywhere in this world. The story is not originally created by me (except if i put my copyright). The story shares is just for everyone who enjoys jokes and love laughter.